March 2012
God, I hate ranting...To everyone who is supposedly "forever alone"...
Just shut the fuck up. You were in a relationship 2 days ago, and were probably in a relationship a few days before that. If I had to guess, you’ll be in a relationship in another few days. You are not “forever alone”, so get the fuck over yourself.
When your computer chould talk...
- Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
- Monitor: No prob, boss.
- Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
- Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
- Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
- Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
- Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
- Mouse: Of course.
- Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
- Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
- Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
- Printer: No.
- Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
- Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
- Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
- Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
- Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
- Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
- Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
- Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
- Computer: You are not out of in-
- Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
- Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
- Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
- Computer: Just do it, damn it!
- Monitor: Yes sir.
- Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
- Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
- Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
- Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
- Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
- Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
- Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Peeta Mellark is so much like Jesse Aarons from Bridge to Terabithia.
Omg all the feelings. Stop it Josh!
Im going to miss them so much.
Amandla, Alexander, Dayo, Leven, Jackie, Jack, Isabelle, Wes, little Ethan, everybody who doesn’t make it to the sequel.
you will forever be in our fandom’s hearts.
THEY WILL ALL BE MISSED. (Three middle fingers raised)
55 Reading Questions
- 1. Favorite childhood book? The Alphabet book
- 2. What are you reading right now? Shadow and Night, Incarceron, Willow, City of Bones
- 3. What books do you have on request at the library? I buy & read my own books. I rarely borrow
- 4. Bad book habit? I read books simultaneously and dog-ear the pages
- 5. What do you currently have checked out at the library? Nope
- 6. Do you have an e-reader? Yeah, my phone?
- 7. Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once? SEVERAL at once.
- 8. Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog? Nope, they got worse. No regrets!
- 9. Least favourite book you read this year (so far)? Six's Legacy (Lorien Legacies)
- 10. Favorite book you’ve read this year? Perks of Being a Wallflower, Thirteen Reasons Why
- 11. How often do you read out of your comfort zone? I am seldom out of my comfort zone. I'm
- mostly at home reading or tumbling.
- 12. What is your reading comfort zone? Bed, rocking chair, toilet, beach
- 13. Can you read on the bus? Nope, but I utilize my iPod; I always have reserved audiobooks
- 14. Favorite place to read? bed
- 15. What is your policy on book lending? No handling of food, no boogers, no recommendation to
- others, they must sign after they read, I must lend when the books are plastic-covered.
- 16. Do you ever dog-ear books? All the freaking time.
- 17. Do you ever write in the margins of your books? I have tried it only once. I am Number Four
- 18. Not even with text books? I do that with text books
- 19. What is your favourite language to read in? English. I don't read books in my native tongue
- 20. What makes you love a book? When I feel all the FEELS, when I discover a depressing SHIP
- 21. What will inspire you to recommend a book? When a book is acceptable in my society. I
- read lots of crticized books which I couldn;t recommend
- 22. Favorite genre? YA, a little bit of steam-punk and sci-fi, classics, mystery, but always YA
- 23. Genre you rarely read (but wish you did)? steam-punk and sci-fi
- 24. Favourite biography? eh
- 25. Have you ever read a self-help book? The Secret (but I hated it)
- 26. Favourite cookbook? eh
- 27. Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or non-fiction)? Perks, Thirteen Reasons
- 28. Favorite reading snack? Pringles and Iced Tea
- 29. Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience? Twilight, I hate the hype and the
- books now
- 30. How often do you agree with critics about a book? Sometimes I don't but mostly I do.
- 31. How do you feel about giving bad/negative reviews? I feel superior (if the book is really shitty)
- and guilty if I had FEELS for it
- 32. If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you chose? Russian, French, Spanish
- 33. Most intimidating book you’ve ever read? --
- 34. Most intimidating book you’re too nervous to begin? Oscar Wilde stuff
- 35. Favorite Poet? --
- 36. How many books do you usually have checked out of the library at any given time? --
- 37. How often have you returned books to the library unread? --
- 38. Favorite fictional ship? PEENISS, DRAMIONE, JESSA
- 39. Favourite fictional villain? Valentine, Snow and Coin, Mogadorians
- 40. Books I’m most likely to bring on vacation? Picoult's or Sparks' (people love those)
- 41. The longest I’ve gone without reading? a week or two (I can't possibly know I felt dead)
- 42. Name a book that you could/would not finish? Shadow and Night, Great Expectations
- 43. What distracts you easily when you’re reading? People. I love reading at night and dawn.
- 44. Favorite film adaptation of a novel? None except HP movies. Most adaptations upset me.
- 45. Most disappointing film adaptation? I am Number Four, My Sister's Keeper,
- 46. The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time? Just under $43
- 47. How often do you skim a book before reading it? Nope, I don't like spoilers
- 48. What would cause you to stop reading a book half-way through? When society beckons,
- when people make noise
- 49. Do you like to keep your books organized? A little, I organize by preference
- 50. Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them? KEEP THEM ALL!
- 51. Are there any books you’ve been avoiding? Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain
- 52. Name a book that made you angry. (angry at society) Hunger Games Trilogy, Thirteen
- Reasons Why, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Dash and Lily's Book of Dares,
- Will Grayson WIll Grayson
- 53. A book you didn’t expect to like but did? Mortal Instruments, Catcher in the Rye
- 54. A book that you expected to like but didn’t? Breaking Dawn
- 55. Favorite guilt-ridden, pleasure reading? FANFICS.
- Anon on. GO!
I love how in the movie the Careers are just frolicking around and giggling.
Like, “Yay! Let’s go kill people!”
THIS!
they’re like KILL BECAUSE YOLO
Stay crispy.
- person: oh wow! i love that character too!
- me: do you
- person: what?
- me: do you really love them
- person: uhm, ye-
- me: does your heart shatter every time you see their face
- me: do you feel immense pain whenever they do something
- me: have you cried for hours because you just love them so much
- me: oh god
- person:
- me: oh god it's happening
- me: the feelings are coming oH GOD I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES SHATTER EXPLODE AND BECOME THE STARS IN THE SKY OH MY GOD BABY
- me: baby
- person:
- me: has that ever happened to you
- person:
- person:
- me: you don't love them
Hi, Alton! Thanks for following me back! I SHIP THE DRAMOINE, just saying!!! And the PEENISS for life... I agree with all your ships! except for the Alec/Izzy one... Sizzy rules all! And the Izzy/Jace one? Oh, SNAP! That would be dramatic as hell! ^_^ nice to meet you, I'm Karen. :D
And thanks for following me too. I ship Izzy and Jace after reading a few M-rated fanfics of them. With Alec and Izzy, it started with JALEX (wizards of waverly place). Besides, Cassie Clare has a thing for incest. I’m a horrible human being. (no regrets!) Where are you from?